I Can't Believe I Don't Have a Boyfriend
More Romantic Tragedies of a Drama King
Format:Paperback
Publisher:Pan Macmillan
Publishing:2nd Jul '26
£8.99
This title is due to be published on 2nd July, and will be despatched as soon as possible.

"The funniest person on the internet has written the book everyone needs" - Jameela Jamil on The Romantic Tragedies of a Drama King
Readers loved Patch in his first rom-comedy of errors!
'Absolutely love this book' - 5 star review
'Harry is a genius. I want to be in Patch's mind all day, every day.' - 5 star review
'Extremely funny YA' - 5 star review
'Funny and sweet and so real. I cannot recommend this book enough! If you want to swoon and laugh, read it!' - 5 star review
Get ready for more romantic tragedies! Patch basically has a boyfriend now, but get ready for him to embark on an even bigger challenge in I Can't Believe I Don't Have a Boyfriend . . . keeping him.
Here's the situation. I recently fell for a charismatic American called Peter, only to realise that his best friend Sam (emotionally intelligent, thoughtful) was the one I actually wanted. In a thrilling twist of fate I found out that they both fancy me! Although they haven’t told each other about their feelings for me (exhausting). You couldn’t make it up! And I really promise I haven’t.
So, to surmise, I have specifically three concerns going into the new year:
- Am I in a relationship with Sam?
- Have Sam and Peter had a conversation about me?
- Is it possible to wear too much moisturiser? <
Funny and full of heart, Patch is up there with the great whingers Adrian Mole, Georgia Nicolson, and Bridget Jones. -- Monica Heisey, bestselling author of Really Good, Actually
Nothing short of perfect, a joy from start to finish. Patch is Gen Alpha's Adrian Mole. -- Rebecca Humphries
Funny, voicey and fresh. Patch makes Georgia Nicolson seem demure and composed. -- Elle McNicoll * Elle McNicoll *
ISBN: 9781035049233
Dimensions: unknown
Weight: unknown
368 pages