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What Have I Done?

My Autobiography

Ben Elton author

Format:Hardback

Publisher:Pan Macmillan

Published:9th Oct '25

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The long-awaited autobiography from one of Britain's most talented writers

The long-awaited autobiography from one of Britain’s most talented writers.

The instant Sunday Times bestseller

What Have I Done? snaps, crackles and pops with wit, bravado and glorious Ben-ness. A triumph’ – Stephen Fry

‘A big life chronicled by truly the Upstart Crow of our generation’ – Dawn French


Ben Elton has done everything and worked with everybody. Now, in this frank, forthright, and hugely entertaining book, he tells the whole story.

Discover the truth behind iconic hits like The Young Ones, Blackadder, and We Will Rock You. Relive the pioneering stand-up of Saturday Live that birthed a comedy revolution. From being the BBC’s youngest-ever sitcom writer to his most recent, critically acclaimed stand-up tour, Ben reveals unique insights into his groundbreaking work.

He talks honestly about his relationships with brilliant friends, inspiring contemporaries, and occasional foes. His life off-screen has been just as challenging and funny as it has been on, and he unpacks it all with wit, insight, and of course, a ‘little bit of politics’.

For decades, Ben’s been making people laugh, think, and getting on plenty of wicks - these are the uncensored stories.

‘Funny and fascinating, it’s a story of triumph and disaster and is the closest you’ll get to understanding where great comedy comes from’ – David Mitchell

'Bloody marvellous' – Jo Brand


* The instant Sunday Times bestseller, as of the week ending 11/10/2025.

What Have I Done? is easily one of the most honest, thoughtful celebrity memoirs of the decade * The Daily Express *
This exhaustive yet never dull memoir reminds us why he remains one of the giants of British comedy over the last four decades. * The Mirror *
He has plenty of...superpowers. This hugely enjoyable book reminds you of all of them. * The Times *
What Have I Done? snaps, crackles and pops with wit, bravado and glorious Ben-ness. A triumph -- Stephen Fry, actor, comedian, and bestselling author of Mythos
Funny and fascinating, it’s a story of triumph and disaster and is the closest you’ll get to understanding where great comedy comes from -- David Mitchell, comedian and bestselling author of Unruly
Gripping, funny, breathtakingly honest and endlessly entertaining -- Richard Curtis
A gloriously dizzying ride through Ben Elton’s long and (still) very successful career, taking in the highs, the lows, the accolades and the slights. Bloody marvellous -- Jo Brand, comedian and author of Born Lippy
A big life chronicled by truly the Upstart Crow of our generation -- Dawn French, actress, comedian, and author of The Twat Files
Ben Elton is one of the greatest comedy talents of all time, ever, in any era -- Marina Hyde, award-winning columnist and author of What Just Happened?!
Tragedy, comedy and honesty make this book possibly the best autobiography you'll ever read -- Brian May
What has he done? Written a brilliant memoir, that’s all. Funny, touching, dazzling -- Gyles Brandreth, broadcaster and author of Odd Boy Out
Ben writes smooth and fast - reading this book was like being on a surfboard attached to a rollercoaster being pulled along by a dolphin -- Sir Lenny Henry, award-winning comedian, actor, and author of Who Am I, Again?
Provocative, hilarious, compassionate, dodgy politically, acerbic yet full of love, the real Ben leaps from every wonderfully written page -- Andrew Lloyd Webber, award-winning composer and author of Unmasked
As wildly honest, funny and smart as the man himself -- Kenneth Branagh, award-winning actor and author of Beginning
Ben tells his life story with the same genius wit of his legendary stand-up, hilarious novels and iconic television series -- David Walliams, actor, comedian, and author of Gangsta Granny
Uproariously serious with trenchant bursts of truth, fury and incendiary fun -- Neil Kinnock
Ben has given joy to countless millions. This is a wonderful book. Every creative young person should read it -- Harry Enfield
This is a rich helping of sheer pleasure, overflowing with wit, intelligence and phenomenal anecdotes from one of Britain’s greatest ever talents -- Victoria Coren Mitchell, presenter of BBC's Only Connect and author of Richer, For Poorer
It’s a miracle Ben Elton managed to fit such an incredibly full life into one volume, but that’s testament to the fact that he is one of the most creative, inventive and prolific writers of the last fifty years. This book and his life are a triumph! -- Amanda Ross * Between the Covers *
Beautifully written and a great insight into the prolific Ben Elton’s work and life - passionate, humorous, insightful and honest. You won’t put it down -- Twiggy
Funny, insightful, vulnerable ... he is in the end undeniably one of the greatest comic minds this country has ever produced. -- David Baddiel

ISBN: 9781035059942

Dimensions: 244mm x 163mm x 43mm

Weight: 750g

480 pages