I Am About to Lick Your Human

I Am About To Lick Your Human is a hilarious collection of doggo sentiments and situations paired with fun and playful illustrations.

Do you take your dog to parties so that you know you'll have someone to hang out with – or do you only go to parties if you know there will be a dog there? Do you have a doggy daycare report card – or perhaps an extensive list of future dog names – stuck to your fridge? This book is for you!

I Am About to Lick Your Human includes a comprehensive catalogue of things pulled out of dogs’ mouths, a checklist for soon-to-be pup parents (most important item: no aversion to bodily fluids) and exclusive interviews with your favourite instafamous doggos.

Whether you're a dog owner, a dog lover, or just a dog, this is the ultimate book for you.