Aliens Made Me Do It

David is a well known writer of comic fiction . His Thorfinn the Nicest Viking was shortlisted for the Lollies

Two very silly and deeply dangerous Galactic Rulers, Perseus and Cassiopeia, have been battling each other across the stars. Now their struggle takes them to Earth, a manky planet, totally unworthy of anyone who has got galaxies in their pockets. It just happens to be where they've landed. And in Hillman's back garden!On a deeply ordinary day Hillman finds that Cassiopeia and her android Silver had landed their space ship in his back garden. Cassiopeia is a princess who rules galaxies, only she's shrunk her armada and needs help or Perseus might defeat her AND destroy this manky planet just to show he means business. He'll do anything for show. ANYTHING. Can she get get her armada back? She'll need it to defeat him. She shouldn't have miniaturised it, but hey we all make mistakes and what fool would place the miniaturise button next to the one for making smoothies? Can Hillman, an eleven year old boy and Cassiopeia defeat Prince Perseus, Lord of the Five Spirals, Admiral of the 1st Attack Fleet, Commander of the Order of Zarg, and more recently winner of the Alpha Centauri Award for Best-Dressed Galactic Despot? We'll see. Perhaps, after many twists and turns.