Tom Ellison Author

If you haven’t heard of Chud Buffly, you are probably suffering from Stage 4 tofu poisoning.

Chud is known globally for turning beta boys into alpha men, always telling the truth, and inventing the iPhone (in his mind). But Chud is actually:

Tom Ellison is a writer based in Washington, DC, whose humor is featured in McSweeney's and the New Yorker. By day, he helps manage a nonprofit research institute on climate change and foreign policy, volunteers with the DC refugee service organization Homes Not Borders, and puts in mediocre athletic performances. He was formerly an intelligence analyst, and is currently snacking.