You Are a Miserable Excuse for a Hero

YOUR CHOICES. YOUR STORY. OVER 30 DIFFERENT WAYS TO RUIN EVERYTHING

The Just Make a Choice Adventure Series is narrated by 'You', i.e. Trouble is, what if saving her from the kidnappers will look like some sort of commitment?

Luckily, every chapter offers you a variety of chances to save the girl, or to give up and run away.

The Just Make a Choice Adventure Series is narrated by 'You', i.e. every ambivalent thirty-something on the planet. You want to make choices and define your life but what if you get it wrong? What if you can't go back and do it over again?

In You Are a Miserable Excuse for a Hero the pretty girl you went out with last night has been kidnapped and you're expected to save her. Trouble is, what if saving her from the kidnappers will look like some sort of commitment?

Luckily, every chapter offers you a variety of chances to save the girl, or to give up and run away. By making choices about the fate of Julia, you will also find yourself re-evaluating your life in a way you've been trying to avoid since leaving school. It's your story. All you have to do is make a choice!