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All God's Creatures

Anthony Gardner author

Format:Hardback

Publisher:Eye Books

Published:6th Nov '25

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‘Hilarious, joyous and astute’ – Nicholas Coleridge

Mild-mannered editor Ben Fairweather is horrified when his genteel religious magazine is taken over by a fanatical movement which holds that animals are closer than humans to God and should receive Holy Communion. Amid a national religious revival, this belief becomes mainstream and Ben is cancelled as a petphobic bigot.

He finds a new job as a pianist in a nightclub. There he meets Anita Scott, a journalist bent on exposing the Russian oligarch Oleg Ogorodnikov – newly elevated to the House of Lords – whom she accuses of cultural vandalism.

The scheming Ogorodnikov is actually involved in something far more sinister: a plot to take over London’s financial system. Little realising that his fingerprints are all over the theological unrest too, Ben and Anita are drawn into a world of spies, art forgery, AI and murder, with their own lives on the line.

Anthony Gardner’s ingenious caper combines madcap excitement with a deftly satirical portrayal of the crazy beliefs, chaos-spreading Russians and rise of the robots which seem to define our age.

‘An uplifting, hilarious, smart and edgy dissection of our bizarre capacity to imagine passing fashions as cornerstone philosophies to live by. Gardner is one of those wonderful writers who hints at events that lie ahead, allowing the reader to try to imagine how the strands might eventually come together. A wonderfully enjoyable tonic’

-- Irish Examiner

‘This might be the wittiest book I’ve read in five years – hilarious, joyous and astute. Not a dud word from beginning to end. Highly recommended’

-- Nicholas Coleridge

‘This amiable satire has been described as a war on woke, but it’s actually more Waugh, with a posh old-fashioned vibe and beautifully written. The plot’s quite complex but Gardner is wonderful at milieu. Great fun’

-- Daily Mail

‘A deliciously funny, good-hearted, elegant caper about a world in which animals are our equals. Pure delight’

-- Amanda Craig

‘A clever, laugh-out-loud satire. Part acute social comment, part thriller, wholly wonderful’

-- Church Times

‘This arresting novel takes pot-shots at pandering politicians, vacuous academics and zealous activists policing a new orthodoxy of supposed tolerance through violent threats. The main strands are brought together with a very clever flourish’

-- The Tablet

‘Balances a madcap sense of intrigue with added satirical laughs galore. There are plenty of narrative plates to keep spinning here but Gardner pulls it off with aplomb’

-- The Crack

‘An attack on greed and groupthink, this witty, seething satire is a quiet riot. Hugely recommended to all fans of reason, decency and excellent comedy’

-- Jasper

ISBN: 9781785634406

Dimensions: 198mm x 129mm x 23mm

Weight: 301g

256 pages